A (Ganges) river runs through him...

Crudeness aside, I find Tanorexia! a learning experience as I try to get the facts right and often hit up Wikipedia (don't snicker) for basic facts like this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_rivers_of_India

My dad said "If you learn at least one thing a day, you've succeeded."  He's right.   :-)